teenaged GooGooMuck

k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

loudblackram:

loudblackram:

White people getting attacked by slave ghost will always be hilarious

"we always wanted to live in one of those big antebellum plantation houses! It was so beautiful we never wanted to leave."
-gets pushed down the stairs by slave ghost-

fernlets:

"hate breeds hate" = "i am attempting to absolve my guilt as a privileged person by shifting the blame to you, the marginalized person, for your own oppression, and thereby invalidating your anger at having your life controlled by a system that privileged people put in place to disadvantage you in several areas"

thagal:

white feminism be like

*puts glitter in vagina*

*takes pics of pink dildos*

*photoshops fruits onto genital area*

*takes pictures of menstrual blood trickling down thighs or of a pad*

*”shocking” nudes of a cis, thin, white woman*

*not shaving as a tactical FCK YOU to men*

braingremlin:

i’ve been looking thru hundreds of photos of 90s furry conventions for the past few days

Basics

Name: laney
Age: 18
Gender: non-binary

Favorites

Food: venison steak, pizza, salad, buffalo wings
Drink: mountain dew, water
Book: The Last Unicorn
Song: uhh probably Breezeblocks at the moment
Movie: uhh I’m gonna say Hedwig and the Angry Inch at the moment
TV Show: Bob’s Burgers and King of the Hill
Place: restaurants, Eric’s house, the woods, the horse park
School Subject: theater and art and literature I suppose (i fucking hate school tbh)
Sport: dressage and roller derby
Male Actor: kermit the frog
Female Actor: laverne cox I’m gonna say i don’t know actors tbh

Life

Significant Other: eric
Siblings: reilly
Dream Job: tattoo artist and just kind of living off the land and maybe something with horses too (the later are just kind of pipe dreams tho)
Fears: not accomplishing all I want to do in life
Political Ideology: cthulhu
Religion: agnostic pagan
Tattoos: i’m getting a wolf on my chest soon (and prolly a pikachu too lmao)
Piercings: stretched ears, lip, septum
Languages: english, fuckass

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Reason Behind URL: roller derby name
Reason Behind Icon: rainbow baphs
Why You Joined: meghan made me
Hoarded URLs: ziggyiggy (my first url)

theclassicalhorse:

thehorselifestyle:

the wallpaper at my work is soo on par❤️

Oh gosh I need this

theclassicalhorse:

thehorselifestyle:

the wallpaper at my work is soo on par❤️

Oh gosh I need this

teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*